Sunday, April 22, 2012

It is fart to say that the government may purchase Maotai.

It is fart to say that the government may purchase Maotai.

The leader of Guizhou Province recently said that the government may purchase Maotai as if Maotai were equipment. Maotai is well-known luxury that will cost a lot of taxpayers money if we dont forbid the officials to drink it. The leader of Guizhou Province knows it exactly that Maotai is not as cheap as a bottle of beer, but he deliberately advocate the officials to consume Maotai. What fucking nerve!
I am sure he wont say such fart if Maotai is not made in Guizhou. Some local government officials are more and more shameless. They dare to utter flimflam to defend their own interest no matter how harmful their opinion is. If Maotai is encouraged to be drunk by the officials, the price of it will be forced up to ten thousand or even a hundred thousand a bottle because many officials dare to try it with public money. Anyway, they dont spend their own money to foot the bill.
It is surprising that in China squandering public money on banquet is not corruption much less law-breaking. Although the center government has been making fuddy-duddy to warn officials at all levels not to feast with public money, those shameless officials turn a deaf ear to it. Anyhow, they wont be punished because of eating and drinking. If the officials will be sentenced to ten years with the charge of squandering public money, most of them must control their squalor mouths well. If an official is threatened with demotion, he wont dare to make kidding with his official cap. Some despicable officials even swindled with wangled receipts of banquet. It is clear that feasting is the first step of corruption of the officials.
Every year, the officials squander public money that numbers tens and hundreds of billion. If the above money was used to booster the economy, we wouldnt have worried about the future of our motherland. If the above money was used to sponsor those poor students, we wouldnt have asked individual donators for help.
We urge the officials to go light on Maotai. You may eat more drumsticks which are cheaper as the chickens are of artificial insemination. We urge the officials not to feast year-roundly as they may ruin both their own stomachs and the partys prestige. We urge the officials drink more beer instead of Maotai otherwise the public will turn up its nose at them. We urge the officials not to drink boisterously but quietly as they may encounter ghosts if they walk more at night. We urge the officials not to throng the high-grade restaurants unless they dont care to face more and more antagonistic people. We urge the officials not to smudge the partys reputation lest the mass will break up with them.
I think Maotai has a paranormal force letting the officials recant their beliefs. If the officials submit to Maotai, I wonder if they submit to the death penalty though their infractions are not worth dying. But sometimes overusing Maotai may bungle the officials health. We urge the officials not to wear devil-may-care faces when they are to blame. I suggest that the officials remember the saying, never think filching not a crime and dare to do it.