I skipped classes to go window-shopping. Unexpectedly, I met up my mom on the street. We gazed upon each other for three seconds and then I said abruptly:Why you are hanging around here and don't go to work?
Suddenly, I realized my words were a bit off and then I said again:I hurry to go to class, and it's time for me to leave now.After speaking, I jumped on the bus and left hurriedly.
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Yesterday I had a chitchat with my hubby. I argued with him while we talked about the aesthetics of women. My hubby said the women I like are all ugly monster, which enraged me. And I angrily thundered to him: The woman you like is the biggest ugly monster in this world.
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A teacher played mahjong the whole night through. Next morning, when he came to the classroom, he assigned five questions of maths on the blackboard and asked his students to try their best to do them and then he dozed off on the chair.
After a while, a student asked him:How to solve the fifth question()?The teacher lacked of sobriety at that moment and replied: Oh, I won.
